On the road, again

Tuesday, March 28
5:57 pm
Driving through the Sahara to Sabha

I've unknowingly and regrettably stumbled into the world headquarters for Celine Dion fans. This is a new kind of hell.

Favorite rip-off, lost-in-translation items:

- Crust toothpaste
- Boreo cookies
- S & Ms candies
- Tayo Auto & Suzy trucks

and the winner, listed on a hotel laundry checklist:
- breast hanger